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If the knitter is weary the baby will have no new bonnet. ~Irish Proverb



"Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day." ~Author Unknown



There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. ~Joe Ryan



To really enjoy the better things in life, one must first have experienced the things they are better than. ~Oscar Holmolka



What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years. ~John Fischer



Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures. ~Nicolas Chamfort, Maximes et pensees



The one charm of the past is that it is the past. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray



You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. ~Eleanor Roosevelt



If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons



I think that no matter how old or infirm I may become, I will always plant a large garden in the spring. Who can resist the feelings of hope and joy that one gets from participating in nature's rebirth? ~Edward Giobbi



We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. ~Irwin Corey



For me, yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. ~Mary Glover, "Health Profile: Yoga leaves aches and pains behind," Arizona Republic, 6 April 2004 (page E3, article by Connie Midey)



All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy



And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise, and perverteth the words of the righteous. ~Exodus 23:8



My patriotic heart beats red, white, and blue. ~Author Unknown



The moment we break faith with one another, the sea engulfs us and the light goes out. ~James Baldwin



You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own potential, my young friend. ~Michael Piller & Michael Wagner, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Evolution," Dr. Paul Stubbs to Wesley Crusher, original airdate 25 September 1989, stardate 43,125.8 You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own potential, my young friend. ~Michael Piller and Michael Wagner, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Evolution," Dr. Paul Stubbs to Wesley Crusher, original airdate 25 September 1989, stardate 43,125.8



A mere compilation of facts presents only the skeleton of History; we do but little for her if we cannot invest her with life, clothe her in the habiliments of her day, and enable her to call forth the sympathies of succeeding generations. ~Hannah Farnham Lee, The Huguenots in France and America



Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love. ~George Eliot


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