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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. ~Author unknown, sometimes attributed to W.M. Lewis



Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities - always see them, for they're always there. ~Norman Vincent Peale



A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The end of labor is to gain leisure. ~Aristotle



I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire



Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. ~Seneca the Younger



The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose. ~William Simon



We are never prepared for what we expect. ~James A. Michener, Caravans



Everything in creation has its appointed painter or poet and remains in bondage like the princess in the fairy tale 'til its appropriate liberator comes to set it free. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Sure there's no "I" in "team," but there is a "ME"! ~Author Unknown Sure you can psychoanalyze! But as Baehr used to say, why bother to sort garbage? ~Martin H. Fischer



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When I break any of the chains that bind me I feel that I make myself smaller. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. ~Adam Smith, The Wealth of Nations, 1776



No date prefixed directs me in the starry rubric set. ~John Milton



You know, we've got to do it someday... throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the North and the South in here to a cocktail party... last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war. ~Hawkeye, "Pilot Episode," 1972 You know, we've got to do it someday... throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the north and the south in here to a cocktail party... last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war. ~Hawkeye, "Pilot Episode," original airdate 17 September 1972, written by Larry Gelbart, directed by Gene Reynolds



Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. ~Diana Robinson



Liberty and Union, now and forever, one and inseparable! ~Daniel Webster



The Bible is literature, not dogma. ~George Santayana



A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Author Unknown



I pick the prettiest part of the sky and I melt into the wing and then into the air, till I'm just soul on a sunbeam. ~Richard Bach