awesome funny quotes
Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it.... Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching. ~Tennessee Williams
Me thinks that the moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. ~Henry David Thoreau
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. ~Author Unknown
This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. ~Honore de Balzac, "The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee"
The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
There are an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. ~Peter Drucker
Tomorrow always comes, and today is never yesterday. ~S.A. Sachs
The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest, for he has not earned it. ~John Lubbock
In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. ~E.B. White
The singer has everything within him. The notes come out from his very life. They are not materials gathered from outside. ~Rabindranath Tagore
Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden, and those who would have nothing to do with thorns must never attempt to gather flowers. ~Author Unknown
Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. ~Thomas Fuller
Cruelty is one fashion statement we can all do without. ~Rue McClanahan
The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold. ~Aristotle
A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. ~Author Unknown
At the end of the day, a loving family should find everything forgivable. ~Mark V. Olsen and Will Sheffer, Big Love, "Easter"
As long as I can I will look at this world for both of us. As long as I can I will laugh with the birds, I will sing with the flowers, I will pray to the stars, for both of us. ~Sascha, as posted on motivateus.com As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death. ~George Bernard Shaw
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade
I've always said there's a place for the press but they haven't dug it yet. ~Tommy Docherty, 1980
A good example has twice the value of good advice. ~Author Unknown