cute love poems for your girlfriend

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Remember the story you told me about the father bull talking to the son? They're up on this hill and looking down on a bunch of cows. And the son goes to the father, "Dad, why don't we run down there and fuck one of these cows?" Now, do you remember what the father said? Father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?" ~Frank Renzulli, The Sopranos, "Pax Soprana," original airdate 14 February 1999, spoken by the character Tony Soprano



A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. ~Author Unknown



Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. ~Sam Mussabini



People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income. ~Robert Half



Freedom is never given; it is won. ~A. Philip Randolph



No man's credit is as good as his money. ~E.W. Howe, Sinner Sermons



Respect for the truth is an acquired taste. ~Mark Van Doren, Liberal Education, 1943



We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them. ~Abigail Adams



The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891



Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge. ~Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton



All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast. ~Proverbs 15:15



Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ~Jim Cole



Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement. ~Alfred Adler



The past is a good place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. ~Author Unknown



That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly. ~Thomas Paine



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The only cure for writer's block is insomnia. ~Merit Antares



Nature hates calculators. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched. ~Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911 You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched. ~Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911